With Valentine's Day around the proverbial corner, we've taken to Photoshop to live out the romantic Mylle merch gestures of our dreams. Feast your eyes on some fine-art-photo-editing below.
Jeremy Allen White + Rosalia
We love this newish couple strictly for how chic they look stomping around in their matching all-black lewks. This is a unique instance where we think it appropriate, perhaps even preferred, to let Jeremy take the sartorial lead by donning a sweatshirt that states “The most beautiful man in his underpants ” with Rosalia following in a “The most beautiful girlfriend of a famously pantless man.”
Lisa Bonet + Lenny Kravitz
What more do we say except they might be the most beautiful couple to ever exist. Case in point: their stunning offspring.
Kirsten Dunst + Jake Gyllenhaal
We assume after this iconic meal that Jake would have had a sweatshirt made for Kirsten exclaiming she is the "Most Beautiful Salad Slurper", but we'll unfortunately never know. They’ve both since moved on, with who you ask? No idea! Like the U2 song of the same era, “we’re stuck in this moment and we can’t get out of it.”
Iman + David Bowie
We don’t know a couple who is more worthy of the “goals” status than Iman and David Bowie. Each creative powerhouses in their own right, but together the Starman and model were a gorgeous team and well known for their mutual admiration and love-at-first-sight origin story. Plus they were together for over 2.5 decades, which is the same as 7 lifetimes in celebrity years.
Brad Goreski & Gary Janetti:
These two personify exactly what we love around here - high style and high hilarity. We’ve loved Brad since his baby stylist days, and now regularly tune in to his IG Reels for his RH cosplay. Lisa Brinna and Gary Hamlin? Absolute perfection. IYKYK